forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My name is Marah Renae. I'm eighteen years of age, and live in the depths of the Arizona desert. I'm pretty sarcastic, and easy going most of the time. I am really indecisive, and someday I will die of starvation because I won't know what to eat. I'm sober, uninterested, and fickle. But if I like you, I love you. The end.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

—Dr.Seuss